Last week, I showed you ballers what’s on my eBay watchlist. There are some insane Nike and throwback WNBA items out there and it’s actually unhealthy for me spiritually and financially to gatekeep these finds. Here’s the full list for all you shopaholics. And when you show up to the first day of school or your local 7th wave coffee shop looking fly, thank Tunnel Wars.
– Lily “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” Marotta
Armored Chrono Stainless Steal
Water resistant
Never worn
Y2K Swag
Rare
WNBA #57
Satin Jacket, Knee Pads, Socks & Shoes
Genius
My goal size
1996 USA Women's Basketball Olympic Champions Snapback Hat
Starter snapback hat
Blueprint for how all hats should look
The team that launched the WNBA: Lisa Leslie, Rebecca Lobo, Teresa Edwards, Sheryl Swoopes and Dawn Staley
Very rare and you will make everyone very jealous
Sheryl Swoopes (icon)
Seller says “Please don't low ball me”
Sexy
Install this in your home as a modern pop culture sculpture
Nike Sheryl Swoopes Air Zoom BABY
Released 1997 (my favorite year)
Make other babies jealous by rocking these
Has no sole
Nike Lisa Leslie Air L9 Total Air 9
Lisa Leslie (icon)
Made in 1999 (another iconic year for fashion)
The use of champagne on the sole is breathtaking
According to the seller “Lisa Leslie had one shoe come out in 1998. This sample is from 1999 and is almost certainly a prototype for her second shoe that was never produced. It is extremely rare and most likely one of a kind.”
Nike Lisa Leslie Passion Has No Gender Tee
I found this one by search Jock + Pansexual + Nike
I wanna see this as a bumper sticker on a old Subaru
A+ typesetting
Front says “Hardwood Sisterhood”
RIP Charlotte Sting
Why did the city of Charlotte have a stronghold on style in the 90’s
23 Vicki Bullett
Gatorade “G”
Craving Gatorade now
WNBA Houston Comets Warm-up Shooting Shirt
RIP Houston Comets
Zip Polo need I say more
This has such sexy stern butch coach energy
Nike “Supreme Court” Mesh Basketball Shorts
Perfect thin waistband
Varsity colorway
90s
Sheryl Swoopes Discover Card Ad
Move over AmEx it pays to DISCOVER
Contempo Casuals Shoutout
Hot clipping
1997
Literally frame this for the Swoopes fan in your life
Join us in the fun of watching, waiting and lowballing or be like Ian and “Buy Now” at full price.